The KYC/AML Gauntlet: Does Anyone Have a Seamless Onboarding Story Anymore?
Been going through the motions with a new prime broker for some enhanced liquidity access, and honestly, the KYB process feels like an audition for a spy thriller. Documents requested three times, then slightly different versions requested again. AML checks that make me wonder if they think my granny's pension fund is actually a front for drug money. It's not just this one; seems like every time you try to onboard with a new counterparty, you add another three weeks to the timeline and a new gray hair to your collection. Is anyone actually having a smooth, quick experience with new partnerships, or is this just the new normal for serious deal flow these days? Feels like the friction is starting to outweigh the perceived benefits on some of these smaller plays. Would love to hear if others are navigating this bureaucratic labyrinth with more grace than I am.